Maximum Dorkitude

At one of the coffee shops I frequent, the bathroom has one of those indicators letting people know the facilities are in use. Of course, that doesn’t stop people from careening around the corner and yanking hard on the door.

One of these times, I want to whisper in a creepy voice:

“The way is shut.

It was made by those who are Dead.

And the Dead keep it.

The way is shut.”

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